Splungerrific: how was the party? Rc: harsh Splungerrific: how so? Rc: man, I'm surprised how functional I am this morning Splungerrific: it's afternoon, lazy ass Rc: I drank a bottle of scotch last night Rc: went to bed at 6am Splungerrific: ooooh.. good job, and you didn't die Rc: got up at 11 Rc: hangover free! Splungerrific: wow, congrats Rc: truly, I'm amazed! Splungerrific: so... any cuties at this party? Rc: nah Rc: well, I mean, yes Rc: but no availabilities Splungerrific: oh pooh, that sucks Rc: still, had fun though Splungerrific: that's good