Accidental condom inhalation.
Arya CL, Gupta R, Arora VK.
Jaswant Rai Speciality Hospital, Meerut, India.
A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months. Inspite of trials with antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment for the preceeding four months, her symptoms did not improve. A subsequent chest radiograph showed non-homogeneous collapse-consolidation of right upper lobe. Videobronchoscopy revealed an inverted bag like structure in right upper lobe bronchus and rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=14870871&dopt=Abstract
Um.. how come she didn't notice? *rolleyes*
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I think the better question would be, how could she not notice? I mean, I'm not all that familiar with blowjobs but I think if I aspirated a condom, I would notice. But maybe that's just me. :D
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My question was along those same lines. I mean, if there was a condom there to begin with, and there isn't one at he end, something's amiss :) These things just don't spontaneously disappear.
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They don't?!?
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not unless there's a LOT of friction, and even then, they'd melt before being atomized. You'd tend to notice that.
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Melting condoms? Not the most popular on the market, I'm sure.
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like I said, considering natural latex has a melting point above 150 oC, ya need a lot of friction before it could happen :)
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And if there is that much friction, you are doing something wrong… oh so very wrong.
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indeed. A bit of friction is a good thing. When your partner spontaneously combusts, you have a problem.
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Friction is a very good thing, but spontaneous combustion is a bitch to clean up after.
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Ya, and then there's the smell. You can never get it out of the furniture. You also end up finding ashes everywhere.
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Yeah… ashes and sand, they get into the strangest places.
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If you have a sound card, listen to this
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*falls over laughing* That would lead to some friction I'm sure.
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yes, but not the good kind :) I can't be sure, but I'd imagine that would hurt as hell :)
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I believe it really would… ouch *crosses legs and grimaces*
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Agreed. Sand is not an approved substance for vaginal insertion :P
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Good to know… but the real question is, what is on that list?
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
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Seriously, there is none, yet, but I would nominate:
penises
dildos
hands (includes finger(s)
tongues
food items
Am I missing anything?
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Ah well, I'm sure i can figure it out myself.
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That's for me to know… and to explore ;D
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I'm willing. You volunteering?
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Remember our convo on Saturday? Still no touching that… sorry. But I will keep you up to date as I find things for that list. :D
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Humph. Ya can't blame a guy for trying :)
Please do though, as you have 1. More opportunity to and 2. A twisted mind :)
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No, I can't blame you for trying.
I'll email you as soon as I find something new for the list, I promise.
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I'm sure you and the girl will be more than entertained while investigating.
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