Today was a day for weird quotes

These quotes, taken in context, are perfectly normal. That's the weird part, cause looking at them right now, they're completely fucked up

Quotes of the day:

– Yay, I get to see you down under †.
– I'd never dream of keeping your wetty ‡.

† Said to eniran who was talking about her pictures from her trip to Australia.
‡ Said to Hyde_grrl, about the fact that my mom just made her a red wetty stupid creature and that my mom would ship it to me so I could give it to her.