The difference between erotic and kinky: one uses a feather, the other, the whole chicken.
Day: April 10, 2004
Well, this just confirms it
My sister is talking to my mom about a friend of hers who recently gave birth. After hearing about pus-filled shrivelled up belly buttons and enough shit and vomit stories to make anybody go green, this fairly confirms what I've known all along: I don't want kids.