What do you do when someone is in such a good mood, because he spent the weekend having wild monkey sex, and wants to tell you all about it, but you just want to beat the shit out of him?
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Notes from a bemused canuck
The offer is tempting, but I think I'll pass for tonight. I'm bummed out enough that I don't think I'd be good company. I will gladly take a raincheck though.
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Hehehe, too true.
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hmph *sighs but gives you a hug*
Kidding… that's cool. The offer is almost always open at mum's… I don't think she ever cooks for just one nowadays.
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lol, force of habit? Besides, I'll wait for the redhead with the rack to come back from Australia :D
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cause, I mean, just look at me :P I'm far from sane and balanced :D
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Just remember that with the redhead comes her boyfriend… and maybe a kangalaloo ;D
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Her boyfriend can come as well, I'm just in it for the eye candy :P It's not like I'd ever even consider doing with a friend's sibling. That would be just…wrong :)
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How come my friends have no sibling eye candy for me? You bastards!
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Bah, sanity is sooo overrated. :D
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well, I can show you a picture of my sister, but she doesn't play for your team. Look here and here
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maybe. I just want love.
… and some cuddling once in a while.
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She is a cutie. Considering none of my friends even know any lesbians to introduce me to, I doubted that any siblings I met would play for my team.
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At least that's something I don't miss. Can't miss what you never had in the first place. :(
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I'm sure my friend Steph could introduce you to a few. Stay away from her sister though :) She's certifiably evil.
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aww, I'm sorry about that. If I could, I'd hop on a plane and change that – that is, if you'd cuddle with a man. I lack the proper plumbing for anything else.
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*makes mental notes* Sounds like a good thing.
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I'll set things in motion when she gets back. She's out of town for work right now.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Meh, it's ok. Still waiting for the right one to come along and sweep me off my feet. I just hope she overlooks just how pathetisad my life is. *slighty sad smile*
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Well, I would never say no to making new friends.
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I'd do just about anything to be able to erase those slightly sad smiles from both our faces right about now *hug*
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noted.
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Thanks man. *hugs back* This too shall pass. Stupid feelings. *kicks*
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Yup :) Sometimes I look at animals and figure, next time round, I want to be a dog.
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I'd go with vixen, thank you very much! ;D
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:P
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