Make the pain go away

Today will be a sloooooow day. I am suffering from a bad case of dayafteritis.

It all started last night, when eniran came over for dinner and a movie after her walkies with strychnyn. When she got to my apartment, Caro, Annie and Seb were already on their merry way. It was Annie's pre-doctoral exam that day, and it didn't go well, so it was an occasion to get hammered. I made Sara and I some grub, and we joined the revellers on the balcony for a smoke before eating. That's basically when it all went downhill :)

Sara and I started to watch Last Samourai, but the roommates were in fine form, and we basically just watched the movie with half an eye. Watching Caro in action was so much funnier. I swear, the girl should give up lab research for stand-up comedy.

Don't ask me how the topic came up, for she went on a 30 minute rant about waxing her legs. She had all of us pissing ourselves, while she was miming the torture that is hot waxing in the middle of the living room floor. She then went on another rant concerning online dating, and the fact that a coworker had called her superficial. Chu pas superficielle crisse, c'est un catalogue de gars. Pourquoi je prendrais le petit gros?. My reply to that caused Seb to go in a laughing fit that left both of us panting and gasping for breath. Finally, because she hurt herself and hasn't done any exercise in the last week, she decided to do some pushups and situps and crunches – again in the middle of the living room. Then there was the incident with the bathroom scale (Tu veux que je me mettes la face dans ton cul???). I have pictures. Sadly, my camera ran out of batteries when things were really getting good, but I still have some pictures – which should make it online as soon as I get new batteries.

Man, those two were in fine shape last night.

But today I hurt.

It was worth it though :)