That sounds like a more practical solution, eh? :D
Well, one of my favorites would be “arfue”. Try to impress someone while saying “don't arfue”, it's not really effective, believe me. I also have a certain fondness for “long lady”, it was supposed to be “young lady”, don't ask me how I managed that one, I have no idea.
Come to think of it, they're not that funny. Hehe, sorry.
A really sick and twisted cartoon from the late 90s. I ran across a sound bit on my laptop today and I've had it in my head all day. No need to be worried :)
Hmm, I'm pretty sure you mean rasperrysalmon, no? And I had a chance to catch up on some of your convos, it was nice to see my name mentioned in such good company. ;D
The “don't arfue” thing destroyed any kind of authority I might have had before, that's for sure. It wasn't much, granted, but at least it was there. ;D
*falls over laughing so hard* That sounds like something the boss would write.
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I spewed water on my laptop when I saw it :D
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Two spews in two days.. good job guys.
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Don't I know it. No spews is good spews.
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All spews, all the time!
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What can you do? Bad spews travel fast.
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Hehehe, that actually sounds like something I'd say. I know, I suck, whatever.
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Bah. You're talking to the man who coined snartass and mightmares … you're no more sucky than the rest of us.
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Oh, I have a couple of funny typos on my list too. Just ask Sara.
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How about I ask you? :D So, what are your funny typos?
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That sounds like a more practical solution, eh? :D
Well, one of my favorites would be “arfue”. Try to impress someone while saying “don't arfue”, it's not really effective, believe me. I also have a certain fondness for “long lady”, it was supposed to be “young lady”, don't ask me how I managed that one, I have no idea.
Come to think of it, they're not that funny. Hehe, sorry.
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Oh pooh. I love the don't arfue one :)
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Glad to be of sevice. ;D
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Spanks :D
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Erm… Service rather.
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See? What did I say about the stupid typos? I suck. So much. But, at least, I'm funny, that's always good. Not on purpose but still.
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Oh pooh again.
Actual email I just wrote to Sara:
I'm bored. How's your gay?
Her reply:
*giggles* my gay is fine, how's your straight?
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Bwahahahahahah *points and laughs* So silly and cute. Both of you.
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So see, you're not the only one :P
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No, no, it doesn't seem so. FYI, you made my lil' bro laugh. Good job!
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mmmokay. Glad to be of service?
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You should be, you funny thing, you.
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*small bow*
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*small pinch*
Hehe, sorry about that. Just a reflex. Nothing personal. *big cheeky smile*
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*eep!* Why'd you go and do that? I thought I was lacking the proper plumbing!
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You are. But an ass is an ass. Sowwy.
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hmmmm. Just keep your hands to yourself missy, or I shall have to have at you with the purple dildo.
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Promise?
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You and Sara take all the fun out of corporal punishment.
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Take the fun? We bring in the fun, you mean. ;D
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You're not supposed to enjoy punishment, unless you're sick little puppies… Oh wait, you are :P
This is sarcasm. People are quite free to enjoy whatever they want
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Hey, I resemble that remark! ;D
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Quite well and quite gladly actually.
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As Ren said to Stimpy: Yooou sick little puppy! :D
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mmmmkay? *looks so confused* But, yeah, sure and damn proud of it too!
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Ren & Stimpy
A really sick and twisted cartoon from the late 90s. I ran across a sound bit on my laptop today and I've had it in my head all day. No need to be worried :)
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I'm way beyond the stage where I could be worried. I've known Sara almost 9 months after all. ;D
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Granted :) But you've known me for less, and wait 'till you meet up with raspberrymelon. She'll fit right in :D
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Hmm, I'm pretty sure you mean rasperrysalmon, no? And I had a chance to catch up on some of your convos, it was nice to see my name mentioned in such good company. ;D
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d'oh! I do. Man, my brain is mush today :(
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Bah, it happens to the best of us. :D
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YAY…
raspberrymelon… COOL!
sounds like a great ice cream combination. hmmmmm….
guess that would be the vegetarian version of myself.
my nickname on msn used to be “vegetarian ignorance”… but only because someone else was calling themselves “carnal knowledge”…
love “don't arfue”, btw. just trying to picture someone trying to maintain their authority while saying that word… :D:D:D
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The “don't arfue” thing destroyed any kind of authority I might have had before, that's for sure. It wasn't much, granted, but at least it was there. ;D
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You never had authority, but you made up for it in cuteness.
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I never had authority?!? The nerve!
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Nope… but I let you believe you did for a little bit
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Why, you brat! That's not true and you know it.
Is it?
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*shrugs yet grins*
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Hmpf.
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Awwwww
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