This one ain't as bad as the previous one, but still icky.
Had lunch with hacker_girl today, as I hadn't seen her in a few weeks. We're sitting down at Reubens and we're catching up and being silly, our usual activities basically. I'm suddenly distracted by a cute little thing wearing a red plaid short schoolgirl skirt and midriff shirt (say that 3 times really fast!). I'm only seeing her from the back, but she has great legs, beautiful tush, nice tummy and I caught sight of some decent cleavage from the side. I didn't make anything of it, but maybe 5 minutes later, the girl walks past our table to go to the bathroom. I almost choked on my coke… the woman was at least 40, if not more. That's so wrong…
You want disturbing? Try this.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
saw it this morning. I still say a middle-aged woman in a schoolgirl skirt is more disturbing.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
More disturbing than a woman swallowing a piece of raw, human tongue?
Actually, you're right. You win. ;p
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
You win.
I knew you'd finally come to your senses :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Except you forgot to reply to my last comment on my LJ. Bwahahahahah.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
good for her! :P
who dictates what women can and cannot wear?
(http://livejournal.com/users/blacksquiggles)
valid point. it just weirded me out that the woman I was lusting after is of an age of my mother :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
ummm, no I didn't.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
moms are hott,
I would know
I am one :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/blacksquiggles)
*evil cackle*
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
again, valid point. It's just that there are some things your brain will rebel at. Like thinking of your parents getting it on.
*tries to think about it*
*head asplodes*
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
oh shush you.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Yeah, but you are one of those M.I.L.F.s, not the same by any stretch of the imagination
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
damn you woman, you made me spew water all over my laptop again!
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Score one for me, then! WOoHoO!
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Come on, 40 is not that old, and no way she can be my mother! So I'd definitely go for it :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
Just read you were a M.I.L.F … hi, I'm a F.R.E.N.C.H. :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
*grumbles and reaches for the kleenex*
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Awww *pat pat, but is giggling the whole time*
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Behave yourself :) She might be not used to all the weirdness that tends to pile up around here :P
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
well, it was a good one. you just caught me unprepared :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
But I behave! Not even made an indecent proposal yet! (and that says all)
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
that's true. good frenchman *gives you a treat*
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Thank you :))))))))))) (now, can I ask for wild sex??)
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
I'm not responsible if she slaps the shit out of you, so go right ahead.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I actually do know what you mean.
18 year old boy toy remember? :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/blacksquiggles)
If I had a nickle…
woo :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/blacksquiggles)
Well it's true…
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
oh, right, heehee :P
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
a wha?
(http://livejournal.com/users/blacksquiggles)
lmao, I need a beer.
(http://livejournal.com/users/blacksquiggles)
welcome to the insanity :)
Can I have one as well?
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
That's right, after a beer I look much better (make it two beers, my treat! LOL)
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
Great! :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
Remember… Eniran used that about you, not me. MILF=Mother I'll Like to Fuck
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
I think she understood that one. It's the F.R.E.N.C.H. she'd like to know about. Actually, so would I.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
down boy! bad frenchman! *whacks you with a rolled up newspaper*
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Doesn'T feel that good when YOU whack me… anybody else??? :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
LOL
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
coutdonc, christie. Est-ce que quelqu'un a spike ton cafe aujourd'hui ou quoi???
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Well, it'S spring, and I feel great :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
uh huh… what are you not telling me here?
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Are you sure you want details about how great I feel lately? LOLLLLLLLLL
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
*shushs*
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
Oh I know the MILF part, I've heard it often enough.
I was trying to guess what a FRENCH could be, but I guess it was more simple than I thought :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/blacksquiggles)
Well, I guess it's possible to make something up for French ;)
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
dunno… i've never been able to find the thought of my parents sleeping with each other particularly gross.
…
…and after all, that's what i owe my existence to in the first place… :P
as to that woman… i can't say i REALLY see the problem. i mean, apparently the clothes suited her, otherwise you wouldn't have reacted the way you did. and if she still looks like that with 40 – good for her, i'd say.
no, this is not the “oh-come-on-let's-all-be-open-minded” talk. :p
this is the i-don't-really-have a-problem-with-age-difference talk.
(hehe… actually, i guess THAT is one of my problems.
in a certain way ;-) )
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um.
in your case?
“forget red-hot europe, now canada's home.”
but as far as i know taliskians, i guess you bunch will like this one better…:
friggin' randy european, naughty comme hell…
tee hee.
:p
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parents sleeping with each other particularly gross
hearing your parents going at it because your room is right under theirs does something to you :(
As for the woman, it just gave me a shock, because from the neck down, she looks damn fine. I wasn't expecting the face that went with that body…. Ok, so I'm a pig :P
As for the age difference, I don't have a real problem with that – my sister's bf is significantly older than she is, and they're goo-goo for each other :)
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I love the second one :D
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