Day: June 29, 2004

So I'm at McGill right now, waiting for a bunch of patches to get installed on a windows box. Figured I might as well have some fun while I'm waiting. Saw the latest meme running around, and here are my results :)

The table below is the “best of” a few runs, but the hilarious thing is that most of them came out like this originally (only one or two have been improved :P)

Slander! blacksquiggles and judyna run a bordello in Soho. electricland and sbourge are blackmailing them. talisker found bondage equipment under eniran's bed! electricland and la_tatie used to live together but la_tatie moved out when they saw electricland making out with kaliko_mel! ruthebee runs a secret pornography ring. judyna and kaliko_mel are regular models. ultimategirl has a secret fixation with butter! jazzyxena had better clear their internet cache before eniran comes home. judyna tried to rape the horses and ride off on the women, a newbie mistake. mekez has been sent by the government to spy on you to make sure you're paying your taxes! electricland has secret, sordid fantasies about eniran and acts them out with sbourge! ruthebee collects other people's underwear! mekez keeps a hamster for nefarious purposes! jazzyxena performed a “sexual act” upon eniran in a public toilet! blacksquiggles and raspberrysalmon took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the SPCA! ashre79 has been thinking of going on a machine-gun rampage for six months. raspberrysalmon, montreality and a pint of whipped cream; need I say more? ashre79 has had implants. Y'know. *Those* Implants. la_tatie and eniran secretly peed in raspberrysalmon's cornflakes. Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

Edit: I'd added some more good ones, but friggin LJ ate that edit, it seems :( *kicks stupid LJ*

Edit #2: OK, LJ is SERIOUSLY wonky. This post got edited so many times, it's not even funny. I had old versions re-appearing, new versions coming and going, oy! I'll be really happy when all the mess is cleared up on the server-side

I just cast my ballot (and no, I did not eat it). In what has been described as the “ugliest leader” campaign, I decided to go with my conscience and vote for someone instead of against another. Like most canadians tonight, I'll be watching the news as the polls close. It promises to be an interesting evening.

Have you voted yet?