IT'S A FUCKING MICROWAVE, BITCH, NOT YOUR OWN PERSONAL FIEFDOM!
I've just been told off for using the “office staff” microwave by the secretary-with-the-permanent-scowl. I hate people like that, who feel the need to exclude everybody not within their little safe boundaries. I'm staff. I work in the office right next to theirs. But I'm not *office* staff, therefore I can't use their fucking microwave.
People like that really push my buttons.
I was having a nice day.
Now, I just want to go over there and pee in her teapot.
Edit: before you people think I'm a drama queen, it's also the tone in which she told me off. It wasn't a polite information that I wasn't allowed to use that facility, it was an arrogant, obnoxious “you can't use this microwave. it's for office staff only. you have to leave now, ok?!”
Urgh.