I'm a happy convert to internet grocery shopping. Tesco delivered my food promptly at 10:15 with everything I'd ordered being there (with reasonable equivalences – they gave me a jaffa cake twinpack instead of a threepack). The fresh produce was reasonable – the only thing that I'm not happy about is the lemon and the lime I bought, but aside from that, everything is A-ok. My cupboards are full of heavy cans that I didn't need to break my back to carry.
Life is good, and I now have food :D