I've been browsing phone reviews for a phone I plan on getting to replace my old and busted one. People's grammar is atrocious. I'm not a grammar nazi but I know how to use a spell checker and can generally write a paragraph with nothing more than the odd typo.
http://www.mobile-phones-uk.org.uk/motorola-l6.htm
Some of those are just… well, have a look for yourself:
Reviewed by chris from england on 12th Mar 2006
its amazing ppl are sayig da vidio is short go on vidio setings and go on max its a wkd phone i had a sharp gx 15 b4 dis phone rocks
I can deal with the hAx0R 3L33T speak, but seriously…
Reviewed by charlie from england on 12th Mar 2006
I got this phone for me b-day and it is so lush so y r u dissing de phone i aint boverd doe its da buisness
BOVERD????
Reviewed by Louise from on 5th Mar 2006
this fone is amazing coz mine is PINK!! wooh its the best fone i've ever had not that i've had some great fones in the past…
Glad to see you recommend the phone because it's pink…
Reviewed by nadia from england on 18th Jan 2006
dis fone is rubbish u can only record for 20 secondz da v3 is much beta (even if it dont hav video recording itz more fashionable and mor popular expecialy da pink 1) if u want a new fone i recomend da nokia 6230i or da sony ericson k700i dey r worth buying trust me nd dnt buy motorola cuz u can only video for like 20 secondz da only good moto fonez r motorola ROKR and moto V3 BUT NOKIA SAMSUNG AND SONY ERIC IS WAYYYYY BETA byeeee
*cries*
GAH!
*scours eyes*
I gather that this particular phone is alpha… Good to know that “expecialy da pink [v3] 1” is “more fashionable and mor popular” as this is how I tend to choose communication devices.
Actually I made the “fone” mistake once. When I was eleven and had just started learning English.
I just checked the dictionary, and if charlie wants to spell correctly, he should write bovvered… though I really like “doe.”
(http://livejournal.com/users/mirli)
*chuckle*
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Aaaaah.. Chavs. Gotta love 'em (or not).
(http://livejournal.com/users/montreality)
I go for not.
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I read every one of those in the voice of Vicky Pollard from the show Little Brittain, esp the “bovered” one
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i know, but still… A chav accent is one thing. Spelling homicides like that are in a class by themselves…
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
haha aww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dF7roJn1Vk&search=little%20britain I had to go watch that after reading the post
(http://livejournal.com/users/shirogirl)
ouch…
why it is “cool” to sound like an idiot is beyond me…
(http://livejournal.com/users/justifyreason)
I have no idea, honestly. I guess I'm getting old when I start talking about kids these days :)
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