I give you two weird sightings:

A 3 pound, 8.5inch wide swiss-army knife that will cost you $1,200 and has 85 gizmos on it, including: 11 varieties of blades (including the essential cigar cutter), 30 screwdrivers and assorted bits, 5 wrenches, 3 pairs of pliers and 36 other tools (including the ever useful laser pointer, 12gauge choke tube, flashlight, glof club face cleaner and tire tread gauge).

The people who brought you the Play-Doh cologne and the bacon bandages now proudly introduce the bacon wallet. Nothing more needs to be said.
I want.
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Of course you do. You need.
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…after all, those knives shouldn't be carried around in a pocket, anyway. Though you get a lot of leverage for the corkscrew.
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Well yeah.. it's bacon. C'mon!
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that's why I thought of you as soon as I saw this!
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Of course you did.
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Bacon wallet? Um… why?
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if you look at the website, you can basically ask that question for all of the products on it :)
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Yes, so I see…
Oh well… whatever makes people happy. When I think of some of the decor in my office, I know I am not one to speak.
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so I cross out the Play-Doh cologne as a xmas gift?
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Actually, the disturbing thing is, I'm rather fond of the smell of Play-doh.
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