There’s something very zen about watering your garden at 11:30pm when you’re high as a kite.
A conversation between two foxes:
– You ate your own cubs?
– You know, you get peckish, nothin’ in the fridge
– You had Muller rice!
– Yeah, but no spoon.
[later]
– Look what I just found, a spoon! It was just a waste of life after all!
Eat your Jesus biscuit! Eat it right up!
Month: June 2010
Wheeeeeeee
I just posted this from my new shinyness! I finally caved and bought an HTC Desire and my life will never be the same again :)
I hate summer
Summer sucks. There should be a law abolishing summer. Give me fall/winter all year round. That way, I can still BBQ but without the f’n annoyances of bugs and allergies.
I hate summer.
The stuff I’m doing
Not in my happy place
I am very anxious at the moment. We’ve just had the boiler replaced, and we had to do unexpected repairs to the car in the past couple of months (two tires and a catalytic converter). Now it would seem that the car’s AC has packed it in. I don’t know how much that’s going to cost, but I do know we don’t have that money.
Beastie is pushing all of my buttons by being a tired git these days. The only time I seem to be happy to have him around is when he’s sleeping. Otherwise, I’m very quite happy to be at work and away from the tantrums. This will get worse before it gets better.
Updated publication record
I’m up to 17 articles, including 5 first author ones. How the heck did that happen??
1: Côté R, Reisinger F, Martens L, Barsnes H, Vizcaino JA, Hermjakob H. The Ontology Lookup Service: bigger and better. Nucleic Acids Res. 2010 May 11. PubMed PMID: 20460452.
2: Vizcaíno JA, Reisinger F, Côté R, Martens L. PRIDE: Data submission and analysis. Curr Protoc Protein Sci. 2010 Apr;Chapter 25:Unit 25.4. PubMed PMID: 20393974.
3: Côté RG, Reisinger F, Martens L. jmzML, an open-source Java API for mzML, the PSI standard for MS data. Proteomics. 2010 Apr;10(7):1332-5. PubMed PMID: 20127693.
4: Barsnes H, Côté RG, Eidhammer I, Martens L. OLS dialog: an open-source front end to the ontology lookup service. BMC Bioinformatics. 2010 Jan 17;11:34. PubMed PMID: 20078892; PubMed Central PMCID: PMC2823706.
5: Vizcaíno JA, Côté R, Reisinger F, Barsnes H, Foster JM, Rameseder J, Hermjakob H, Martens L. The Proteomics Identifications database: 2010 update. Nucleic Acids Res. 2010 Jan;38(Database issue):D736-42. Epub 2009 Nov 11. PubMed PMID: 19906717; PubMed Central PMCID: PMC2808904.
6: Vizcaíno JA, Côté R, Reisinger F, Foster JM, Mueller M, Rameseder J, Hermjakob H, Martens L. A guide to the Proteomics Identifications Database proteomics data repository. Proteomics. 2009 Sep;9(18):4276-83. PubMed PMID: 19662629.
7: Stockinger H, Attwood T, Chohan SN, Côté R, Cudré-Mauroux P, Falquet L, Fernandes P, Finn RD, Hupponen T, Korpelainen E, Labarga A, Laugraud A, Lima T, Pafilis E, Pagni M, Pettifer S, Phan I, Rahman N. Experience using web services for biological sequence analysis. Brief Bioinform. 2008 Nov;9(6):493-505. Epub 2008 Jul 11. PubMed PMID: 18621748.
8: Côté RG, Jones P, Martens L, Apweiler R, Hermjakob H. The Ontology Lookup Service: more data and better tools for controlled vocabulary queries. Nucleic Acids Res. 2008 Jul 1;36(Web Server issue):W372-6. Epub 2008 May 8. PubMed PMID: 18467421; PubMed Central PMCID: PMC2447739.
9: Siepen JA, Belhajjame K, Selley JN, Embury SM, Paton NW, Goble CA, Oliver SG, Stevens R, Zamboulis L, Martin N, Poulovassillis A, Jones P, Côté R, Hermjakob H, Pentony MM, Jones DT, Orengo CA, Hubbard SJ. ISPIDER Central: an integrated database web-server for proteomics. Nucleic Acids Res. 2008 Jul 1;36(Web Server issue):W485-90. Epub 2008 Apr 25. PubMed PMID: 18440977; PubMed Central PMCID: PMC2447780.
10: Martens L, Jones P, Côté R. Using the Proteomics Identifications Database (PRIDE). Curr Protoc Bioinformatics. 2008 Mar;Chapter 13:Unit 13.8. PubMed PMID: 18428683.
11: Mueller M, Vizcaíno JA, Jones P, Côté R, Thorneycroft D, Apweiler R, Hermjakob H, Martens L. Analysis of the experimental detection of central nervous system-related genes in human brain and cerebrospinal fluid datasets. Proteomics. 2008 Mar;8(6):1138-48. PubMed PMID: 18283668.
12: Klie S, Martens L, Vizcaíno JA, Côté R, Jones P, Apweiler R, Hinneburg A, Hermjakob H. Analyzing large-scale proteomics projects with latent semantic indexing. J Proteome Res. 2008 Jan;7(1):182-91. Epub 2007 Nov 30. PubMed PMID: 18047271.
13: Jones P, Côté R. The PRIDE proteomics identifications database: data submission, query, and dataset comparison. Methods Mol Biol. 2008;484:287-303. PubMed PMID: 18592187.
14: Jones P, Côté RG, Cho SY, Klie S, Martens L, Quinn AF, Thorneycroft D, Hermjakob H. PRIDE: new developments and new datasets. Nucleic Acids Res. 2008 Jan;36(Database issue):D878-83. Epub 2007 Nov 22. PubMed PMID: 18033805; PubMed Central PMCID: PMC2238846.
15: Côté RG, Jones P, Martens L, Kerrien S, Reisinger F, Lin Q, Leinonen R, Apweiler R, Hermjakob H. The Protein Identifier Cross-Referencing (PICR) service: reconciling protein identifiers across multiple source databases. BMC Bioinformatics. 2007 Oct 18;8:401. PubMed PMID: 17945017; PubMed Central PMCID: PMC2151082.
16: Côté RG, Jones P, Apweiler R, Hermjakob H. The Ontology Lookup Service, a lightweight cross-platform tool for controlled vocabulary queries. BMC Bioinformatics. 2006 Feb 28;7:97. PubMed PMID: 16507094; PubMed Central PMCID: PMC1420335.
17: Jones P, Côté RG, Martens L, Quinn AF, Taylor CF, Derache W, Hermjakob H, Apweiler R. PRIDE: a public repository of protein and peptide identifications for the proteomics community. Nucleic Acids Res. 2006 Jan 1;34(Database issue):D659-63. PubMed PMID: 16381953; PubMed Central PMCID: PMC1347500.
Just one-third?
1/3? really? I was expecting more…
Pornography makes up 37 per cent of the total number of Web pages online, according to a new study published by Optenet. According to the report, which looked at a representative sample of around four million extracted URLs, adult content on the Internet increased by 17 per cent in the first quarter of 2010, as compared to the same period in 2009.
Give credit where it’s due
If there is one thing the British have perfected, it is the art of baking biscuits that dunk well in tea. I give you the pinnacle of biscuit-dunking engineering, the chocolate-covered digestive.

Some truly random shit in there!
Since I started my livejournal blog in 2004, I’ve stored all of my random blog pictures in a single folder. Over the years, I’ve amassed a truly amazing amount of random shit. Going back on it myself, I don’t remember the context of half of those pictures. Still, some are worth a chuckle. Be warned though, a few are NSFW: http://flubu.com/images/LJ/index.php
Quote of the day
Why must you always weirdify my happy place?
