Q: What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom?
A: The pickpocket snatches your watch
Month: December 2011
I officially declare Christmas
All the gifts are wrapped, the lists have been checked twice and there are carols playing on the ipod. I declare that it is now time to get pissed!
I didn’t marry you because…
Yay stomach bug season
Ben was complaining that his tummy hurt this morning and was subsequently explosively ill in the town market. Joy. Not surprising, given the amount of bugs running around at the moment. This means that Katy will get it, then I will. Hopefully we’ll all be over it in time for our (non-refundable) London trip in a few days.
’tis the season…
Somehow I can see this happening in a few years
Bobble @EMBL-Heidelberg
The Bobble that lives in my bag has travelled quite a bit. This is a picture from his latest jaunt, the winter 2011 EMBL council meeting in Heidelberg, Germany.
The lovely lady giving him a hand up is Catherine, the central pillar of the Staff Association without whom everything collapses into chaos and disrepair :)
New pictures of the moment
I’ve been updating the Xmas 2011 album this weekend, and there are some really good pictures of the Bean.
My two current favourites are:
All pictures are here: http://www.flubu.com/various_pics/xmas_2011/
You sure we can’t keep your custom? Pleeeeease?
I just cancelled a credit card. We’re consolidating our card debt into one card with a very low lifetime balance transfer interest rate and one card that will be used regularly, so we had one that was now surplus to requirement and we decided to cancel it (as a side note, it can be a negative factor on your credit report to have lots of unused available credit, esp cards)
I phoned up the bank to have the card transferred and was immediately transferred to their “we will do anything to keep you” department. They offered schpiel after schpiel to try and keep us as customers, but the fact is that their offers aren’t all that good and we have better incentives with the other cards we have. When I told the lady on the phone this, her tone of voice went from bubbly to completely resigned while she read the goodbye statement. That level of resignation in her voice made me wonder if they’re somehow punished for every customer that they can’t keep hooked.
Boss: He left?
Underling: yes *whimper”
Boss: TO THE RACK WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!
[Recipe] My take on Nigella’s “girdle-buster pie”
This is something I want to try over Christmas. It’s my take on Nigella’s girdle-buster pie.
Ingredients
For the pie:
Ingredients
* 375g digestive biscuits
* 75g soft butter
* 50g dark chocolate pieces or chips
* 50g milk chocolate pieces or chips
* Coffee ice cream
For the ganache:
* 8 ounces (227 grams) semisweet or bittersweet chocolate, cut into small pieces
* 3/4 cup (180 ml) heavy whipping cream or double cream (35%-40% butterfat)
* 2 tablespoons (28 grams) unsalted butter
* 1 tablespoon Cointreau (or liqueur of your choice)
Method
- Process digestive biscuits with soft unsalted butter. Add chocolate chips.
- Press in to a flan dish and place in freezer to firm up.
- Pour over softened coffee flavour ice cream.
- Cover with cling film and return to freezer.
- Place the chopped chocolate in a medium sized heatproof bowl. Set aside. Heat the cream and butter in a small saucepan over medium heat. Bring just to a boil. Immediately pour the boiling cream over the chocolate and allow to stand, without stirring, for a few minutes. Stir gently (as you do not want to incorporate air into the ganache) with a spoon or whiskuntil smooth. If desired, add the liqueur.
- Let it cool but not set, and pour over ice cream
A few notes about the ganache:
To Cover a Torte or Cake: If the cake you are covering needs to be refrigerated, first chill the cake. (This will ensure that the ganache will not lose its shine when the cake is stored in the refrigerator.)
First, brush any loose crumbs from the cake. Using a cake spatula or knife, cover the sides and top of the cake with a thin layer of ganache. (This is called a crumb coat and seals in any cake crumbs so that your cake will have a smooth finish.) Refrigerate the cake for about 5 minutes or until the crumb coat has set. Then place the cake on a wire rack, and put the wire rack on top of a large baking sheet (to catch any excess
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[Recipe] Home Cured Corned Beef
This is something I did earlier in the year, but forgot to blog about. Based on a recipe found here: http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/home_cured_corned_beef/

Home Cured Corned Beef
The spice mix with the gallon of brine makes easily enough curing brine for a 5 pound brisket, cured in a somewhat large-ish container. If you were to use a 2-gallon freezer bag or marinating bag, you would likely need just half (or less) of the amount of brine and brine spices.
Ingredients
Pickling spices:
* 1 Tbsp whole mustard seeds (brown or yellow)
* 1 Tbsp coriander seeds
* 1 Tbsp red pepper flakes
* 1 Tbsp whole cloves
* 1 Tbsp whole black peppercorns
* 6 large bay leaves, crumbled
* 2 teaspoons ground ginger
* 1/2 stick cinnamon
Brine:
* 1 gallon water
* 2 cups Kosher salt
* 5 teaspoons pink curing salt*
* 3 Tbsp pickling spices
* 1/2 cup brown sugar
*Pink curing salt, or sodium nitrite, goes by many names, such as Prague Powder #1 or DQ Curing Salt #1, and is available online and may be available at your local specialty market or butcher shop. If you don’t have it, you can still make corned beef, but it is necessary for that vibrant pink color we associate with corned beef. And it adds flavor too. Without it the corned beef will be a dull grey color. [Rc note: see, I couldn’t get this at all, but I used the curing salt mix from Weschenfelder and it worked out fine]
Brisket:
* 1 4-5 pound beef brisket
* 1 Tbsp pickling spices
Method
- You can either used store-bought pickling spices or you can make your own. To make your own, toast the mustard seeds, coriander seeds, red pepper flakes, cloves and peppercorns in a small frying pan on high heat until fragrant and you hear the mustard seeds start to pop. Remove from heat and place in a small bowl. Use a mortar and pestle to crush the spices a little (or the back of a spoon or the side of a knife on a flat surface). Add to a small bowl and stir in the crumbled bay leaves and ground ginger.
- Add about 3 Tbsp of the spice mix (reserve the rest for cooking the corned beef after it has cured), plus the half stick of cinnamon, to a gallon of water in a large pot, along with the Kosher salt, pink salt (if using), and brown sugar. Bring to a boil, then remove from heat and let cool to room temperature. Then refrigerate until well chilled.
- Place the brisket in a large, flat container or pan, and cover with the brine. The brine should cover the meat. The meat may float in which case you may want to weigh it down with a plate. Alternatively you can use a 2-gallon freezer bag (placed in a container so if it leaks it doesn’t leak all over your refrigerator), place the brisket in the freezer bag and about 2 quarts of brine, squeezing out the air from the bag before sealing. Place in the refrigerator and chill from 5-7 days. Every day flip the brisket over, so that all sides get brined equally.
- At the end of the cure, remove the brisket from the brine and rinse off the brine with cold water. Place the brisket in a large pot that just fits around the brisket and cover with at least one inch of water. If you want your brisket less salty, add another inch of water to the pot. Add a tablespoon of the pickling spices to the pot. Bring to a boil, reduce to a very low simmer (barely bubbling), and cook 3-4 hours, until the corned beef is fork tender. (At this point you can store in the fridge for up to a week.) Remove the meat to a cutting board. Slice thinly against the grain to serve.