C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Christmas It’s a waste of fucking time C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Santa He’s just out to get your dime Em C Dm7 G7 C Fuck Holly and fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe Bm7 E7 Am D9 G7 White bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells where’ere you go Am Am7 Am6 And stupid pratts In Santa hats All going Ho Ho Ho! C G7 C G7 It’s Christmas fucking time again C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Christmas It’s a fucking Disney Show C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Carols And all that fucking snow Em C Dm7 G7 C Fuck reindeer And fuck Rudolph And his stupid fucking nose Bm7 E7 Am D9 G7 Fucking sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you fucking goes Am Am7 Am6 Fuck stockings and fuck shopping It just drives us all insane. C Am7 Go tell the elves To fuck themselves Dm7 G7 C It’s Christmas time again.