Day: November 21, 2014

It’s fuck this shit o’clock

November 21, 2014November 21, 2014 admin

That’s what a colleague said when he was ready to leave today. I love my coworkers.

Did you know they don’t have cookies in the UK?

November 21, 2014November 21, 2014 admin

What is Cookie Monster supposed to do when he’s staying at the Furchester Hotel if there are no cookies? Is he supposed to just eat biscuits? John Oliver explains.

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Sam Vimes could parallel process. Most husbands can. They learn to follow their own line of thought while at the same time listening to what their wives say. And the listening is important, because at any time they could be challenged and must be ready to quote the last sentence in full. A vital additional skill is being able to scan the dialogue for telltale phrases such as "and they can deliver it tomorrow" or "so I've invited them for dinner?" or "they can do it in blue, really quite cheaply."
--(Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant)

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