You must be logged in to be able to see this content.
You must be this tall to ride
You must be logged in to be able to see this content.
Month: July 2016
You must be logged in to be able to see this content.
Going for an English
After a few lassis, ordering the blandest thing on the menu and ordering 24 plates of chips.
Keeping it cheeky
Cheeky Nandos: “It’s when u and the lads are having a bit of banter in town and ur mate is like ‘im hungry lets go greggs’ but then ur like ‘nah man not feeling a pasty lets go somewhere else’ and then ur top mate (probs called Gaz) is like ‘oi lads lets go for a cheeky nandos'”.
They managed to surprise me
Mel, grab a pack with two green ones.
They don’t have any. Two blue, but not two green.
You mean to tell me that your sponges are color coded?!?
Of course.
*silence*
What about these ones, they have two green ones in the pack.
They’re the wrong type.
*confusion*
Later…
So what do you guys do when you come to ours and have no sponges? Bring your own?
Don’t give mother any ideas. The suitcases are heavy enough as it is.
English hussy pussy
SpongeBean matching pants
Hey @SaraNarine, guess who met your idol? And yes, he’s wearing normal blankie as a cape.
Katy’s 10k run… DONE!
Slow and steady finished the race! So proud of my running, running, running, running, running (wo)man, and over £750 raised for the HS Trust!
Bedmates for tonight
Katy is sleeping in London tonight, in preparation for her 10k run tomorrow (have I mentioned how proud of her I am? Cause, dang, I’m proud of her!). Ben didn’t want me to get lonely, sleeping alone tonight. So this was his brilliant plan.
Damn bear is an even bigger bed hog than Katy is.
At least he won’t snore.
National Geographic Travel Photographer of the Year 2016
First Place, Nature.
“Romance is in the air. It was the time of day immediately following sunset. I heard a voice. ‘Wherever you go, I will follow you,’ the voice says.” – Hiroki Inoue
Best way to start your day
A new bistro, Café Fellatio, will offer men a deal where they can have a coffee and oral sex.
The unique offer will be available at the café, which is due to open in Geneva at the end of the year. Patrons will be able to order a coffee and then select a lady using an iPad, said Facegirl, the firm that plans to set up the café. It said it was copying similar popular cafés in Thailand.
Bradley Chavet, from Facegirl, told Swiss newspaper Le Matin that men will be able to order a drink and then make themselves comfortable at the café’s bar.
He added: “In five or ten minutes, it’s all over.” The full service will make the coffee one of the most expensive in the city – and probably Europe – at 60chf. There will also be an additional five franc surplus for the drink.