I’m a celebrity 2017

November 27, 2017November 28, 2017 admin

When the small blonde Chelsea girl is more manly than the heavyweight boxer…

You! You’re a boxer. You should go Urgh! not Eeeeek!

Listening to Amir Khan while Toff does the “cockroaches are invading my tits” dance.

Sam Vimes could parallel process. Most husbands can. They learn to follow their own line of thought while at the same time listening to what their wives say. And the listening is important, because at any time they could be challenged and must be ready to quote the last sentence in full. A vital additional skill is being able to scan the dialogue for telltale phrases such as "and they can deliver it tomorrow" or "so I've invited them for dinner?" or "they can do it in blue, really quite cheaply."
--(Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant)

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