Month: September 2019
[recipe] Meatloaf Wellington
500g lean beef mince
6 sausages, taken out of their skins
1 tsp chilli flakes
1 tsp salt
1 small onion, finely chopped
1 slice bread, blitzed into breadcrumbs
a large handful of fresh parsley
5 hard-boiled eggs (boiled for 8 minutes, then plunged into cold water), peeled
500g ready-rolled puff pastry
3 tsp yeast extract, mixed with 1 tsp warm water
1 egg, beaten, for eggwash
Preheat the oven to 200°C/fan 180°C.
Put the mince, sausage meat, chilli flakes, salt, onion and breadcrumbs into a bowl and mix together with your hands. Add the parsley and mix until you have flecks of green all through the meat mixture.
Lay two long lengths of clingfilm on your worktop, one overlapping the other. Turn the meat mixture on to it and pat it out with damp hands into a rectangular shape about 30cm x 25cm. Line up the hard-boiled eggs in a row down the centre of the rectangle, short end to short end. With the aid of the clingfilm, create a large sausage shape. The eggs should be encased by the meat, rather like a long Scotch egg. Twist the ends of the clingfilm and put the roll into the fridge.
Roll out the pastry to about 35cmx 35cm and 5mm thickness and brush the surface with the yeast extract mix. Remove the meat roll from the clingfilm and place lengthways on the rolled-out pastry, just off centre. Bring the larger side of the pastry over the meat roll, then pinch the edges together to close. Crimp all the way round.
Brush the pastry with the egg wash and place on a baking tray. Put it into the preheated oven and bake for about 1 hour, or until the pastry is golden and the roll is cooked through.
Phone comparison
Must be my accent
Every time – every single time – that I spell my email to someone over the phone in french, they add an ‘A’ at the start of it. Conversation invariably goes like this:
me: mon addresse email est R-G-L-C….
other person: ok, A-R-G-L-C….
me: non, non, il n’y a pas de A
So I got fed up and registered the email address with the typo in it, and now it will automatically forward the wrong email to my correct one, and send an auto-response message:
Make Britain Great Again
Bobble goes to the comptoir Helvétique
[recipe] porchetta
1 5–6-pound piece fresh pork belly, skin on
1 (trimmed) 2-3-pound boneless, center-cut pork loin
3 tbsp fennel seeds
2 tbsp crushed red pepper flakes
2 tsp minced fresh thyme
1 tbsp minced fresh rosemary
Kosher salt
1/2 orange, peel trimmed off, seeded, thinly sliced
1 lemon, zested
Recipe Preparation
Put belly skin side down; arrange loin in center. Roll belly around loin so the short ends of the belly meet. If any of the belly or loin overhangs, trim meat. Unroll; set loin aside.
Toast fennel seeds and red pepper flakes in a small skillet over medium heat until fragrant, about 1 minute. Tip spices into a bowl; let cool. Finely grind spices, herbs and lemon zest in a spice mill or mortar and transfer to a small bowl.
Set belly skin side down. Using a knife, score the belly flesh in a checkerboard pattern 1/3″ deep so roast will cook evenly.
Flip belly skin side up. Using a paring knife, poke dozens of 1/8″-deep holes through skin all over belly. Don’t be gentle! Keep poking.
Turn belly and generously salt both it and loin; rub both with fennel mixture. Arrange loin down middle of belly. Top with orange slices.
Roll belly around loin; tie crosswise with kitchen twine at 1/2″ intervals. Trim twine. Transfer roast to a wire rack set in a rimmed baking sheet.
Refrigerate roast, uncovered, for 1 day to allow skin to air-dry; pat occasionally with paper towels.
Let porchetta sit at room temperature for 2 hours. Preheat oven to 225C. Season porchetta with salt. Roast on rack in baking sheet, turning once, for 40 minutes.
Reduce heat to 150C and continue roasting, rotating the pan and turning porchetta occasionally, until an instant-read thermometer inserted into center of meat registers 145F/62C, 1 1/2-2 hours more.If skin is not yet deep brown and crisp, increase heat to 225C and roast for 10 minutes more. Let rest for 30 minutes.
Sushi night
Ben wanted to have a sushi night, so we had one. It’s always a good meal, but damn if it isn’t a shit-ton of prep work.
Teriyaki beef, teriyaki chicken, omelette, tuna, seared peppery tuna, salmon.
Bobble goes to CERN
And is disappointed.
Paloma, her flatmate Elies and her friend Bianca, from Spain, had plans to go to the CERN open days. We had big plans to visit a few exhibits, the data center, and had hopes to go down and see at least one detector. That… proved to be ambitious.
No, we’re not lost at all.
It was packed, badly indicated, we couldn’t really see anything and all the detectors closed early because there were too many people. In the end, we walked in an industrial estate for 2 hours under a very strong sun, we spent 15 minutes seeing the data center (which was cool, if you’re a geek) and we listened to a 2 minute tesla coil concert.
We then spent 25 minutes driving to get to CMS – to find out it was essentially closed. So yes. Not the best use of time. The side trip to carrefour for impromptu grocery shopping was more enjoyable.
Update: this is what we wanted to see. Dominik Gehl and his family were able to do down into CMS when they went on Sunday. Pictures are his:
6 months on, it’s still going well
So, good news, my weight loss clinic appointment gave me some very positive news. I’m 2 kg over the theoretical prediction of where I should be, but 1.2kg of that “over” is new muscle, so all in all doctor is super happy. BMI is going in the right direction, my visceral fat has gone down loads and my total body fat percentage reduction in 3-6m is double that of 0-3m. All very positive signs for long-term success.
Since we decided to take the plunge at the start of 2018, I’ve lost 32kg and I’ve lost 10 inches on my waist since the operation. Katy’s done even better. Go us!