Right. Well. Things are going well.
An analyst from Imperial College finally managed to convince both the Blonde Chimp in the UK and the Oompah-Loompa in the US that waiting for herd immunity is a bad option and “it’s not just like the flu”.
Now if only they could get a clear message about containment measures, and staying the fuck out of large groups, preferably at home.
Speaking of Drumpf, his whole self-identity as a president has been that the stock market has never been stronger. That means that all his rich friends are happy with him and money is going into the right pockets. Well, about that….