There are times when we actually do have fun together. They are few and far between. The rest of the time is pretty much a full-on screaming shit show.
Whip together 1 tbsp instant coffee, 1 tbsp sugar and 1 tbsp boiling water until frothy. Put ice in a glass, top with milk and a shot of KahlĂșa, then spoon the frothy caffeine-y sugary mouse on top.