Dilbert, at times, hits waaaay too close to home.
Month: March 2023
Bit of chonky frivolity
The chonk is now above 23.5kg at 5.5 months. He will be a tank.
When your coworkers comment on the background noise of your work call
Badonkachonk likes to climb up on the sofa and nestle besides me when I’m working from home. It’s cute, but he snores like a chainsaw.
None shall pass
Subtle way the dog tells me I shouldn’t go to work and stay home with him instead.
Deep chonking thoughts
This is the chonk lord’s default morning position. Full belly, empty butt, heavy head, pondering the mysteries of the universe, occasionally growling at the lady with the umbrella coming out of the building next door.
Ridin’ chonky
Heading home after a long day of chonking, with my own seat on the bus.
[wine] Porto wine tasting
I organised a Porto tasting for the Nestlé wine club tonight. It was one of the bigger ones, with 32 people attending. I’m super happy that it went off without a hitch, and everyone enjoyed themselves, learned a bit about Porto, and tasted some very nice wines. Everyone was super complimentary about it. This makes me happy.
Chonk support
My name is Chonk, how can I help you today?
Have you tried barking at it?
How about peeing on it?
Bring your chonk to work day
We were dropping Ben off at the foyer this morning and I asked Katy to swing by the office so I could drop off bottles for an upcoming Porto tasting I’m organising. Chonk was not impressed at being woken up so early.
On the plus side, he had a blast with the post trolley I borrowed from main reception. He kept chasing after it and jumping on to ride it like a skateboard in the parking lot.