Nom nom service at this restaurant is shockingly slow. Small portions too.
Day: December 24, 2023
Morning conversation
So grandad, after I peed on my usual tree, I went to the park to see Edgar Alan Crow, but I couldn’t catch him, cause mom wouldn’t let me run after him, and then I stole Nala’s ball, but I had to give it back, and then I was going to go into town to go see the lady at the meat library, and….
SQUIRREL!
MOM! MOM!! Did you see? There was a squirrel in the garden!!!
It’s ok, granddad, I protected you!
I don’t always climb on the back of the sofa, but when I do…
My dog thinks it’s a goat that was raised by cats.
MUST CLIMB EVERYTHING! I WANNA GO OUT, BUT NOT.
Also, have you seen that muscle definition???