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I have weird friends
So I was talking to a little kitty last night, and had my webcam on. I got up to turn the light on, and when I came back in front of my computer, I was told that my bed is kinky.

Now, IMHO, my bed is not kinky. Granted, it's comfortable, and I love the feel of my sheets when they just come out of the dryer, but my bed is just… boring. There's not even any kinky shit happening in it these days (more's the pity).
So, like I said, I have weird friends :)
Edited: cause a smartypants pointed out a typo :P
All kinds of good news!
My sister scored me a pair of excellent tickets to see Alegria in Toronto, on August 21 (that's a saturday).
Now I have someone in mind to go with, but I still need to ask said person. In the event that it doesn't go as planned, anybody interested in coming? I'd probably make a weekend of it in Toronto.
*sigh*
I want a puppydog :(
As I'm writing this, I'm just waking on up on the last day of my long weekend. I'm checking my email, and my parents' dog is sleeping on my lap, with her head on my keyboard. It's a bit of a reach sometimes to hit the right keys, but the warm presence on my lap is worth it.
Good book quote
The difference between erotic and kinky: one uses a feather, the other, the whole chicken.
Well, this just confirms it
My sister is talking to my mom about a friend of hers who recently gave birth. After hearing about pus-filled shrivelled up belly buttons and enough shit and vomit stories to make anybody go green, this fairly confirms what I've known all along: I don't want kids.
Happy Easter everyone
Going home this weekend and just wanted to spread the love around. Have a good long weekend all of you

I feel the need for ink
It's been a while since I've had that desire, but I think I've found the design of my next tattoo. It's been a few years now since my last one, and I hadn't felt the need to get one in a while, but I randomly found a design while browsing on the VCL and I'm lusting for right now :)
If you ask nicely, I might even show you.
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Taliskeritis |
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Cause: | excessive Internet usage |
Symptoms: | pyromania, fingernail lengthening, excessive fear of the number thirteen, eyelid swelling |
Cure: | take two spoons of cod liver oil every day before meals |
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Saw this today and it made me smile. The original artist is here