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It's the small things in life that make me want to hurt people. There's a guy on my floor at the office that always smokes in the bathroom. It stinks up the place, and the bastard NEVER FLUSHES!

Way to go, Dubya!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=7&u=/ap/20040401/ap_on_he_me/condom_warnings

My global fridge-magnet network is slowly establishing itself. I know have an agent in Vienna, who just bought me a horrendous edelweiss on a plastic green hat. She's going to Turkey next, and has promised to look for a fez magnet. It is also a standing request that anybody I know who travels abroad must return with the ugliest magnet they can find.

What started out with 2 dead fish and a container of Chinese food now takes up the complete side panel of my fridge. I'll take a picture and post it on my website :)

Here's a few links from the Gallery of regrettable food^†

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/knudsen/6.html
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/knudsen/7.html
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/knudsen/8.html
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/knudsen/9.html

With some descriptions quoted below, for your reading and culinary pleasure:

This dish is useful only if a guest has a sudden attack of hemorroids, and needs to lower himself into something that sooths and cools. Otherwise, skip it.

This applies a layer of foam insulation atop a bed of celery-flecked gelatin. The item is shown here as it always appeared at the end of every party: one piece removed, probably by the hostess, and the rest of the dish untouched

† Original link: http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/spec.html

Women look best once a month

Women who make the room light up with their good looks may have a secret up their sleeve – it may be down to their menstrual cycle. Both men and women consider a woman's face to be at its most attractive when she is at the peak of her fertility, according to new research.

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[Other] work has shown that women prefer masculine-looking men when they are ovulating. At other times, he says, they prefer softer features that are associated with more social and caring behaviour.

Original article : http://www.nature.com/nsu/040329/040329-6.html

Try watching this without yawning. I wasn't able to :D

http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/thecure.html

From talking to various people, I discovered that there's a breed of cats that's apparently good for people with allergies, like myself, because they don't produce the protein that induces the allergic response.

I'm going to see the breeder this weekend. If I don't die from allergies and if I get roommate and landlord approval, I'm going to get a kitty. Go have a look at the website: http://stthomascats.homestead.com/kittens.html

I'm leaning towards red or blue, with a preference for red.

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Just so you know, I added some more comics