http://www.bathroom-mania.com/urinoir/kisses.html
From a press release: “This is one target men will never miss”…. *shakes head*
OMFG! That's soooo wrong!
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[Audrey]'ll probably sleep over before I get lucky :D
Well who knows.. maybe your date will be awesome this weekend. (it is this weekend right?)
It is, I hope, but I doubt :P
I'll send you get-lucky-Richard-vibes ok?
can I rub your butt for good luck? :D
ooooh, I have a feeling I'm going to pay for that last one :P
Oh hell yeah, you are gonna have to pay for that. I won't even tell her you asked that.
hee hee
I made this with someone in mind, but you're all free to use it if you want:
There are 27 types of men. Which one am I?
Gender expert Dr Stephen Whitehead has published a handy A to Z of male types – 27 distinct and recognisable types of men – to help women make their way through the labyrinth of the male mind.
Achilles: sophisticated and charming but also flawed and needy
Adonis: obsessed with his body, usually sports a fake tan
Alpha Male: extremely competitive, lives for the next deal
Backpacker: sexy but dangerous; a relationship daytripper
Chameleman: adaptable, smooth, urbane and attractive – but never the man you think he is
Club Man: blazers, old school ties, football shirts. Into male bonding
Cool Poser: fashion-conscious
Corporate Man: relishes security, a follower not a leader, but faithful
Gadgetman: techno-freak, poor eyesight. Insular and socially inept
Jeffrey: social animal in a world of half-truths. Compelling character.
Jester: loves laughter and an audience but prone to melancholy
Libman: pro-feminist male, politically correct, very well read
Manchild: ageing stud with rich tastes and little dignity
Mr Angry: moody, aggressive but doesn't see his actions as damaging
Murdoch: Napoleonic self-belief, usually justified. Ruthless, untiring
Neanderthal: anti-feminist with outdated views on relationships
Preacher: fundamentalist views. Single-minded, fervent and intense
Risker: optimistic and overdrawn at the bank, likes to push his luck
Romancer: calculating seducer, dislikes women but pursues them
Rottweiler: lager drinker who loves his mates and his country
Sigmund: lots of inner angst, low self-esteem but reliable and caring
Teddy Bear: sensitive, vulnerable and a good listener – but not sexy
Trainspotter: middle-aged, plenty of brown cardigans, and obsessed with data collection
Uniform Man: emotionally insecure. Rigid, brittle temperament
Wallflower: unambitious couch potato with predictable behaviour
Wayne: heroic, unchanging, loyal and steadfast. Think John Wayne
Zebedee: floundering and confused. Needs nurturing. Unreflective but busy
I'd qualify myself as a mix of Sigmund and the Corporate Man. What would you say?
Original link: http://www.thisislondon.com/lifeandstyle/articles/9683551?source=Evening%20Standard
Boing boing.
Had this lying around my HD for too long, and thought maybe someone might like it for a user icon.
YAWF
Yet another weird flash: http://www.flubu.com/flash/bonjour.html
Not for the epileptics among us. Watch it to the end, but be warned it gets a bit not-safe-for-work at the end.
gaah!
Stupid mail server at work… Been getting mail in a desynched manner. Highly annoying.
Say it with a teddy bear
Ban Hydric Acid!
Shocking news! Read here for more: http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) are:
- Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
- Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
- Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
- DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
- Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
- Contributes to soil erosion.
- Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
- Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
- Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
- Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
- Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere.
- Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.
Contact your MP! Demand a ban on hydric acid!
Hmmmm, roast beast
Spent the day cooking today. I invited my sis for dinner, and we had roast beast in a red wine gravy, with mashed potatoes, peppery carrots and corn. Hmmmm, that was good! The apartment smelled SO good while the gravy was reducing. My roommate came back from dinner with friends and commented on the aroma in the apartment :) I also love the incense I bought from Melange Magique. It smells really nice, and isn't too obtrusive.
Someone came over to visit the apartment today. There's some decent potential there; I hope things pan out.
Tired now, going to bed.