Knife forging, part 2
It’s a hard, hard, haaaard life
[recipe] yorkshire pudding
Makes 8 large Yorkshire puddings
3 large eggs
125g plain flour
1 tbsp sugar
1/2 tsp sea salt
Freshly ground black pepper
150ml whole milk
Vegetable oil
Beat the eggs together in a mixing bowl using a balloon whisk.
Sift the flour with the salt and pepper, then gradually beat this into the eggs to make a smooth batter.
Whisk in the milk until combined. Cover and leave to stand at room temperature for about 1 hour.
Preheat the oven to 220C/200C fan/Gas 7.
Put 2 teaspoons of vegetable oil into each compartment of two 4-hole Yorkshire pudding tins. If you only have one tin, you’ll have to do this and cook the Yorkshires in two batches.
Place the tin in the oven for 12-15 minutes to heat up the oil and tins until very hot (this is important for the rise).
Stir the batter and pour into a jug. At the oven (this is safer than carrying a tin of hot oil across the kitchen), carefully pour some batter into the middle of the oil in each hole, remembering that it is very hot. Watch out as the oil will sizzle a bit as the batter hits it.
Put the tins straight back into the oven and bake for about 15 minutes or until the Yorkshires are well risen, golden brown and crisp. Serve immediately with your choice of roast and all the trimmings.
To make 12 smaller Yorkshire puddings, put 1 teaspoon of vegetable oil into each hole of a deep muffin tin (each cup measuring about 7cm diameter x 2.5cm deep), then heat up as described above, before pouring in the batter. Bake the Yorkshires for 12-15 minutes.
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A sad, horrific milestone
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Corporate communication
We received this by email a few days ago:
With a focus on our environment, we are welcoming sheep to the Vers-chez-les-Blanc campus during October and November. Please feel free to say hello, but be aware of the electric fence and DO NOT feed the sheep.
This was my reply:
Whoever made that decision might regret it. We used to have sheep at my parents’ farm. They look all cute and innocent, but in reality are wooly, stupid assholes that are the malicious embodiment of Murphy’s law.
It was surprisingly well received :)