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Farts of Mass Destruction
After a large lunch of brussel sprouts, broccoli, cauliflower, peas, stuffing and waaaay too much other foodstuffs, the floor boards are creaking and the invisible duck is quacking up a storm…
Tuuuuurkey!
3 hours on, giving it a baste and scooping out some of the extra liquid (keeping that for the gravy).
Otherwise, the house is full of he sweet noise of chaos, mayhem and over-stimulation.
What have I done?
The oldies’ computer was dying a horrible, horrible death so we replaced it with a Samsung tablet and I reinstalled the laptop with Ubuntu. What’s worse, they’re now on FACEBOOK!!!
Oh, the horror!
What Bean left for Santa
3 mince pies (one for here and he rest to have as a snack later when he’s hungry), 3 carrots for Rudolph (same logic), a vodka-orange (to keep his vitamin C levels up) and some antacids in case he has a tummy ache.
My child is random. My wife really doesn’t help matters in these cases :-)
It’s not Christmas until…
…we have a silly picture of grandad.
And we were sober when this happened…
Katy’s birthday cake this year was a yule log (she asked for it). It was amusingly decorated, but we thought we could improve on it.
So that’s how it works
Christmas sing-along
The children of Bean’s school had a Christmas sing-along last monday. It was very cute, even if Bean was yawning his way through it (it was late for him) and he looked slightly bemused at times ;)
My new favourite christmas carol
C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Christmas It’s a waste of fucking time C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Santa He’s just out to get your dime Em C Dm7 G7 C Fuck Holly and fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe Bm7 E7 Am D9 G7 White bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells where’ere you go Am Am7 Am6 And stupid pratts In Santa hats All going Ho Ho Ho! C G7 C G7 It’s Christmas fucking time again C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Christmas It’s a fucking Disney Show C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Carols And all that fucking snow Em C Dm7 G7 C Fuck reindeer And fuck Rudolph And his stupid fucking nose Bm7 E7 Am D9 G7 Fucking sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you fucking goes Am Am7 Am6 Fuck stockings and fuck shopping It just drives us all insane. C Am7 Go tell the elves To fuck themselves Dm7 G7 C It’s Christmas time again.