Tag: god bless the land of the free
Brilliant trolling
Guns! Guns! Guns!
The U.S. has 4.43% of the world’s population and almost 42% of the world’s population of civilian-owned guns. Since not everyone is a gun owner, that means that the typical gun owner owns more than one. In fact, they own, on average, 6.6 guns each. Two-thirds of the guns in the U.S. are in the hands of 20% of the population. Gun ownership is correlated with both gun homicide and suicide. Accordingly, the US also haa the highest rate of gun violence of any developed country.
Jurassic Parkour
If you needed more proof that people in those inflatable T-Rex costumes are the purest form of entertainment, look no further than the hero who ran the American Ninja Warrior course in one.
Can anyone explain Trump?
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
I didn’t create that headline. It’s an onion piece, that was was written back in 2014, yet still remains hauntingly relevant.
The shooting at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon, is the 45th school shooting in the United States in the 274 days so far in 2015. Another project, Mass Shooting Tracker, has a broad definition of mass shootings. While the FBI measures a “mass shooting” as an incident when people are killed, the tracker classifies a mass shooting as an event when four or more people are shot. Using that criteria, the tracker reports that 294 known mass shootings have occurred this year.
“America is the only developed country where when someone asks if you heard about that campus shooting, you have to clarify, ‘Which one?’ That is unacceptable. Something has to change,” Colin Goddard, a survivor of the 2007 massacre at Virginia Tech.
“There’s been another mass shooting in America — this time, in a community college in Oregon. That means there’s another community stunned with grief, and communities across the country are forced to relive their own anguish, and parents across the country who are scared because they know it might have been their families and their children. But as I said just a few months ago, and I said a few months before that, and I said each time we see one of these mass shootings, our thoughts and prayers are not enough. It’s not enough. It does not capture the heartache and grief and anger that we should feel. And it does nothing to prevent this carnage from being inflicted someplace else in America — next week, or a couple of months from now.
We don’t yet know why this individual did what he did. And it’s fair to say that anybody who does this has a sickness in their minds, regardless of what they think their motivations may be. But we are not the only country on Earth that has people with mental illnesses or want to do harm to other people. We are the only advanced country on Earth that sees these kinds of mass shootings every few months.
Earlier this year, I answered a question in an interview by saying, “The United States of America is the one advanced nation on Earth in which we do not have sufficient common-sense gun-safety laws — even in the face of repeated mass killings.” And later that day, there was a mass shooting at a movie theater in Lafayette, Louisiana. That day! Somehow this has become routine. The reporting is routine. My response here at this podium ends up being routine. The conversation in the aftermath of it. We’ve become numb to this.
And what’s become routine, of course, is the response of those who oppose any kind of common-sense gun legislation. Right now, I can imagine the press releases being cranked out: We need more guns, they’ll argue. Fewer gun safety laws.
We know that other countries, in response to one mass shooting, have been able to craft laws that almost eliminate mass shootings. Friends of ours, allies of ours — Great Britain, Australia, countries like ours. So we know there are ways to prevent it, ” Barak Obama.
Trump Bible
Don’t get me wrong: Jesus? Great guy, classy. But a terrible executive. I would never tolerate a traitor within my organization.
Jesus multiplied the loaves and fishes and GAVE THEM AWAY? Terrible business strategy.
If I was Jesus, I would have made amazing deals with those money-changers in the temple. That idiot wasted a HUUUUUGE opportunity.
And Moses went to Pharaoh and said to him, “Let my people go!” and Pharaoh did because Moses knew how to negotiate.
Jesus turned water into wine. The good stuff. Not that garbage they serve at some places.
Noah. A great guy, love him! He drank, sure, I mean a great boat guy. Amazing stuff. Animals, they loved him. Animals love me!
Jesus gets himself crucified, and we’re to call him Savior! He’s a loser; couldn’t save himself! I like guys that weren’t crucified.
I’m not saying Jesus wasn’t born in Bethlehem. I’m just saying show me the birth certificate.
And Mary? No disrespect but she’s pregnant, a teenager, unmarried. I mean she’s basically a disaster.
God took six days to create the universe and then needed a day of rest? Lazy and inefficient. Would have taken me three days. Tops.
And Jesus said to them, “It is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven, but I am REALLY, REALLY rich.
Marriage is between and man and woman. I believe it so much I got married three times. That’s how strongly I believe in it.
Blessed are the rich in spirit. The poor are a bunch of losers and chumps
Earlier this week, Donald Trump awkwardly dodged a series of questions about the bible an interview on Bloomberg’s “With All Due Respect.” Most notably, he refused to name his favorite bible verse — not even one — because that was “too personal.” Trump’s elusive answers prompted people to begin writing fake bible verses in “Trump Speak,” and thus, the #TrumpBible hashtag was born.
Throwing feces around
Where were girls like this when I was at university?
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Welcome to the land of the free… kinda. Maybe.
Reason #987,263,429,837 why I won’t go to the US if I can avoid it: american police are a lot more militarized than they have ever been, and many of the checks and balances that made the U.S. a democratic republic have been eroded by both courts and politicians.
1. Escalation of the War on Drugs
Although the war on drugs started in the 60s, it was expanded considerably during Ronald Reagan’s two terms as president. Reagan aggressively promoting militarized no-knock drug raids, asset forfeiture laws and mandatory minimum sentences. The drug war has greatly increased the prison population and placed a heavy burden on taxpayers, as well as imperiled many innocent Americans. Since the 1980s, there have been countless examples of narcotics officers targeting the wrong house or apartment for a no-knock SWAT raid, brandishing assault weapons and killing or injuring innocent people who had nothing to do with drugs.
2. 9/11 Terrorist attacks fallout
With the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on Sept. 11, 2001, al-Qaeda was hoping to destabilize the U.S. and weaken its standing in the world. And the Bush administration played right into al-Qaeda’s hands, promoting a climate of fear and intimidation with the blessing of a Republican-dominated Congress. The Bush years brought a variety of authoritarian measures, from the Patriot Act of 2001 to no-fly lists to the establishment of the Department of Homeland Security.
After 9/11, the U.S. crossed a dangerous line when the CIA, with the blessing of the Bush administration, openly supported the use of waterboarding on detainees at the Guantánamo Bay Naval Base in Cuba. During the Cold War, the U.S. allied itself with a long list of fascist regimes that practiced torture. But it wasn’t until the post-9/11 era that an American vice president, Dick Cheney, came right out and flaunted the use of torture by the U.S. government itself.
3. Growth and expansion of asset forfeiture laws turns police into legal thieves
During the Reagan years, asset forfeiture laws were aggressively promoted as part of the war on drugs. But abuses in the name of asset forfeiture have become much more widespread since the 1980s, and there have been countless examples of police seizing property under the pretense that some type of crime might have been committed. If a motorist pulled over by police for having a broken taillight is carrying $600 in cash, the officer can confiscate that cash and claim there was reason to believe the money was being used in connection with a crime. Even if there is no arrest or evidence of wrongdoing and no charges are filed, the person still has to hire a lawyer to try getting the money back. The property is guilty until proven innocent.
4. Erosion of Habeas Corpus
Historically, one of the many positive things about the U.S. was its recognition of habeas corpus, the right to be spared indefinite detention without a trial. But the National Defense Authorization Act, which President Obama signed into law , gives the U.S. military the right to detain U.S. citizens indefinitely without trial. If a U.S. citizen is declared an enemy combatant, indefinite detention without trial is possible.
5. Militarization of Local Police Departments
The militarization of American police departments escalated after the 9/11 terrorist attacks. The Department of Homeland Security launched a program that provides military surplus equipment to American police departments (including the type of weapons used by the U.S. soldiers in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan). Police departments in Des Moines, Iowa or Fargo, North Dakota now have the type of military weapons they didn’t have access to in the past. This disturbing trend has continued in the Obama era; in 2011, the Department of Homeland Security gave $2 billion in grants for local police departments to obtain military weapons, but proper training has been lacking behind the acquisition of the hardware.
6. Growth of the Prison/Industrial complex
Anti-drug laws and prosecutions have turned imprisonment into a huge industry. From manufacturers of prison uniforms to companies that sell food to prisons, the prison-industrial complex has an interest in locking up as many people as possible. The U.S. incarcerates, per capita, more adults than any another country in the world. Especially disturbing are the growth of privately owned prisons, which the American Civil Liberties Union has vehemently opposed.