Tag: qotd

The Les Paul guitar… Plays like a dream, sings like a choir of angels, handles like a cow in a mud bog…

Paul, the guitar teacher.

My problem is trying to reconcile my net income with my gross habits… Erroll Flynn

If Hitler had dropped snow on Britain instead of bombs he could have moonwalked into Westminster with his nob out and still taken power.

Thanks, Joe :-)

I am full of scotch, and bitterness… and impure thoughts!

Current Mood: Amused

ADHD isn’t a disease, it’s the description of an entire generation.

Stephen Fry was misquoted in the Observer, and apparently he’s quite cross about it, but it’s still a funny quote:

“If women liked sex as much as men, there would be straight cruising areas in the way there are gay cruising areas. Women would go and hang around in churchyards thinking: ‘God, I’ve got to get my fucking rocks off’, or they’d go to Hampstead Heath and meet strangers to shag behind a bush. It doesn’t happen. Why? Because the only women you can have sex with like that wish to be paid for it. I feel sorry for straight men. The only reason women will have sex with them is that sex is the price they are willing to pay for a relationship with a man, which is what they want. Of course, a lot of women will deny this and say, ‘Oh no, but I love sex, I love it!’ But do they go around having it the way that gay men do?”

Current Mood: Amused

Did Shakespeare ever make plays from Dickens?

… Pam

Current Mood: Amused

I’m sick of hearing about Eat Pray Love. If I wrote a book called Booze Game Shag (where I feel unfulfilled and therefore abandon my family to go to Germany to drink beer, Tokyo to play video games, and anywhere to get laid), I doubt that everyone would see it as such an uplifting thing, and generally just consider me a git.

Current Mood: Amused