Tag: qotd
S’true, just ask my wife
Welcome to Canada
Katy to my dad:
You give me drugs, you give me Wi-Fi password, you give me tea. You’re my favourite person ever!
Book quote of the day
Internet quote of the day
I have in my pocket a device that can access the sum of human knowledge at a seconds notice…and I use it to look at pictures of cats and argue with strangers.
Bean quote of the day
Trees fart pollen and that makes people sneeze.
Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
Quote of the day
JS: Let’s go for a smoke.
Rc: Can’t. I stopped 2 weeks ago.
JS: Really? How are you feeling?
Rc: Gin helps.
JS: That’s what I like about you.
Bean quote of the day
Guess what daddy, we washed snowman blankie today. It’s all dry for bed and it smells delicious now. It doesn’t smell like cheese anymore.
Drunken quotes of the day
The elephant goes moooo.
… Mel
He has an OK house. It’s nothing special, just like this one.
… Sonal
If anybody runs out of cigarettes, you can have one of mine.
… Bean
Leave the dishwasher open, just do it tomorrow. Besides, that’s the fridge you opened.
… Stu