Tag: random shit

Me: why are girls wearing designer jeans that are pre-ripped at the knee?
Katy: I don’t know, maybe they’re doing a lot of manual labour on their hands and knees?
Me: the only thing they do on their knees doesn’t involve their hands…

Me: see that girl?
Katy: what about her?
Me: she looks like she took my mom’s bathroom curtains, dyed them purple and wrapped them around her ass.

Vive le Joual

Un gros mangeux d’suçons pis d’gomme (live)

This will make Pops happy.