The “cocci vectoriel” is a Gram-positive, round bacteria with thick peptidoglycan layers, who wears a vector as a hat. It must have googly eyes and wonky teeth. It was invented in CEGEP biology, between 1992 and 1994.
Tag: random shit
Deadpan comedy non-sequiturs, one-liners and off-the-wall observations
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time… I think I’ve forgotten this before.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Hot Fuzz moment
Taking a pootle to stretch out legs along the lakeside, Katy and I ran into a juvenile cygnet just standing in the middle of walking path, looking bemused but otherwise fine. People are walking around it, dogs are walking right up to it, nothing registers. We stood there for a good 5 minutes looking at it. It’s not obviously in distress, but this ain’t normal swanish behaviour. We called the Morges police and they said they woukd send someone ’round to have a look. We carried on with our walk and it was still there on the way back, except now it’d gone for a massive dump and was now taking a nap…
One small difference between the Swiss and the rest of the world
Pay with anything bigger than a 20£ note in the UK? Suspicious glare and 15 different counterfeit tests.
Pay with a 50$ bill in Canada? I’m sorry, we don’t take monopoly money.
Buy a pack of gum with a 200chf bill? That’ll be 198.50chf change, have a good day!
Try and withdraw 500$? Canada bank says hells no.
Try and withdraw 300£? UK bank says hells no.
Try and withdraw 3000chf? Swiss bank says big or small bills? (and by big bills, I mean 3 x 1000chf bills)
Staying alive
This is what morning look like here when we’re all tired.
This is really amusing, in that almost a year ago to the day, RUN DMReenie was getting down to Christmas in Hollis Morges.
Ukiyo Memes
Ukiyo Memes illustrates popular memes in the style of classic Japanese woodblock prints. Called “Memes of the Floating World”, they reimagine pop culture in Ukiyo-e style.
Recipes from around the world
Encyclopedia of sandwiches
Of all of those, I’ve had 30. How about you?
So what are *you* doing this weekend?
A version of Monopoly I’d finally like to play
