Tag: work
The software will be perfect
THIS! This is my life at the moment. Except that there’s an additional layer of fun with conflicting work cultures.
Hits too close to home
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What goes up must come down… unless it gets stuck
When height-adjustable desks go bad.
Code quality metric
I should present this one at our next code review.
Window cleaningÂ
What does an analytic mind do when faced with a problem? The institute paid to have all windows cleaned. The windows are still dirty. Turns out it’s some sort of hard scale-like deposit, that has proven resistant to soap, whiteboard cleaner, vinegar (*) and oil (**).
* balsamic
** olive, extra-virgin
Get excited and think purpose
The CTO of Nestlé came for a visit. Our carefully choreographed and rehearsed presentations went out the window after the 2nd slide, when he asked to see the raw data for a very specific, and possibly high impact, project we worked on. All in all, it was a very interesting and informative visit.
I neeeeed to code an Easter egg
Don’t let me near the code.
Seriously.
How long?
I really shouldn’t idolize Wally as much as I do. It’s probably not healthy.
The mood in the office
Sometimes, when having to deal with other people, you just smile and nod.