A very valid solution in software engineering ;)
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Honest scientific paper
Reminds me of the bad old days…
Top 20 replies by programmers when their code doesn’t work…
20. That’s weird…
19. It’s never done that before.
18. It worked yesterday.
17. How’s that possible?
16. It must be a hardware problem.
15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?
14. There has to be something funky with your data.
13. I haven’t touched that module in weeks!
12. You must have the wrong version.
11. It’s just some unlucky coincidence.
10. I can’t test everything!
09. THIS can’t be the source of THAT!
08. It works, but it hasn’t been tested.
07. Somebody must’ve changed my code.
06. Did you heck for a virus on your system?
05. Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?
04. You can’t use that version on your system.
03. Why would you want to do it that way?
02. What were you doing when you broke it?
01. It works on my machine…
Nestlé chair warns of immigrant vote impact
Food giant Nestlé warned that a vote to rein in immigration by EU citizens had cast a shadow over Switzerland’s economy.
“Recent political decisions, notably the referendum (on February 9th) on immigration, have led us into a period of uncertainty,” Peter Brabeck, chairman of the Swiss-based company, told the group’s annual general meeting. “I won’t hide the fact that there’s now a degree of uncertainty concerning the mid-term development of the Swiss economy,” he said in a speech to shareholders.
Referenda are the bedrock of Switzerland’s renowned system of direct democracy, and voters in February’s plebiscite narrowly approved the immigration control measures pushed by right-wing populists. The move has cast a shadow over relations between the European Union and Switzerland, which is not a member of the 28-nation bloc but has tight economic ties with it. Under a decade-old treaty with the EU, its citizens had gradually been granted free access to the Swiss labour market, a fact applauded by the country’s business sector.
But with 80,000 new EU arrivals per year in the country of eight million people — around a quarter of the population of which holds foreign passports — the right-wingers argued that Switzerland was being “swamped”. The result of the vote binds the Swiss government to renegotiate the labour market rules with the EU, but Brussels insists that free movement of workers is part and parcel of access to the bloc’s single market. Within three years, the government is obliged to reintroduce sector-by-sector labour market quotas for foreigners, something the business world says will be massively bureaucratic and will tie its hands in the fast-moving, globalized economy.
“If we can’t hire people in Switzerland, we’ll transfer jobs abroad, which is a loss for Switzerland,” a Nestlé official warned on the sidelines of the meeting, speaking on condition of anonymity.
Nestlé is a telling example, because foreigners make up 60 percent of the workforce at its base in Vevey in the canton of Vaud on the shore of Lake Geneva, and 75 percent in its Swiss-based research arm. All told, Nestlé employs just over 10,000 people in Switzerland, out of its global workforce of 339,000.
Here, have some natural lewdness
Allergy meds kicking in…
I’m an expert.
Sadly, I’ve been in meetings that went something like this in previous employment :)
Can apply to so many situations…
Dealing with legacy code
The horror… the horror.